International Talk Like A Pirate Day
As this intrepid explorer will be working and flying off to Dallas (a shame, as there are no oceans nearby), it seemed prudent to offer up the traditional pirate resources. Although piracy is not usually associated with prudence.
Every pirate needs a good source of navigation. How else do they find rum?
The age old question: pirates or ninjas. This landlubber writer makes his choice, and he'll be paying Davy Jones a visit real soon.
Or, ye can settle the dispute yerself. Heave ho with the dodgeballs!
If ye are not proficient in yer pirate lingo, here be a handy translator.
There even be some food merchants who are forthcoming with plunder if ye speak to them winsomely.
Here some photographic evidence of piracy and plunder be revealing the buccaneer among ye.
|Cutlass versus rum...cake|