From the incomparable Brad Stine:
Halloween makes no sense. The idea is that if you are tricked, you give out a treat. But it doesn't work because THEY ALL COME ON THE SAME DAY!
Kids: Trick or treat!!
Brad: Ah, but I knew you were coming, so I wasn't tricked. Hence, no treat.
SLAM!
What they should really do is come when you're not expecting it. Like May. At 2 in the morning.
Kids: Trick or treat!!
Brad: (Eyes wide) Well, you got me! Here's a pickle.
(Not necessarily word for word, but you get the idea. From his Put a Helmet On DVD.)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment